I'm sorry ladies but the phrase, "You're just not Spongeworthy!" is no longer available as an excuse not to have sex. The FDA has approved the sale of the Today Sponge in the US after it being off the market for 11 years. You'll have to start warming up some oldies but goodies such as "You're a nice guy, but I think we should just be friends" or perhaps the classic "I'm sorry but I just can bring myself to sleep with a man that has that small of a penis."
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/302560p-259016c.html
How many times did you hear either of those?
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ReplyDeletespongeworthy. It's a classic!
ReplyDeleteAround 15 percent of women who use it as a primary contraceptive get pregnant within a year?
ReplyDeleteAre they factoring the real dogs into this number?
It's so much easier to use The Pill. It takes up a lot less space, and you don't have to wash your hands after you pop it in. ;^)
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