I Know! I Know!

I know there were promises of longer posts and pictures, but fuck that. I am out of the office all next week on VACATION and trying to leave with a good conscious. Well that isn't at all happening. Now instead of getting caught up a bit, I have to run over to an all employee meeting that lasts like two hours. The only upside is that they serve snacks and drinks (and alcoholic ones to boot) afterwards! Damn, and I promised myself that I'd show up sober for margarita night tonight. Well, that's not going to happen now is it.

In an effort, to make up for broken promises, I am going to share my blog find of the week. If you like pretty women like I do and you have an hour or so to waste, check out the the following blog...ChicksnBreasts! It show pictures of beautiful girls from various Flickr accounts. I recommend clicking on the links to the Flikr accounts of the pictures you like. There are usually a whole album of the same girls. Enjoy!

Top 10 Things Heard at NASCAR!

Cowboy actually contributed the majority of this one. I hope to have a longer post about the weekend along with pictures up shortly.

Top 10 Things Heard at NASCAR this weekend....

10. "Man, you can eat some corn!"

9. "Are you boys real cowboys?...I can't quit you!"

8. "Ever been to jail...the food sucks!"

7. "We're going to the white tent!"

6. "What are you looking at?"

5. "I'm sorry but were going to bed now and you'll have to leave!"

4. "How the hell did that chair miss those cars?"

3. "Move along please, nothing to see here!"

2. "Wow, you're the same age as my mom!"

1. "If you be my wing man, I'll take the mother!"

The Chase Car

Cowboy and I are in the chase car. Since the RV can't cover as much ground as we can, we stopped at Hooters in Downers Grove for a catch up beer. The scenery was well worth the stop. I hate the tacky panty hose the waitresses wear though. Can't they come up with something better?

Get ir Done!

I'm enroute to the mecca of white trash for this weekend, Joliet, IL. Six buddies and I are taking an RV to the NASCAR race. I expect there to be outright ugliness and if sober enough will do some posts from the Crackberry. Get ir Done!