True Story

I know the following plays out like a joke, but it's a true life unedited conversation between my kids and their grandfather...

My kids are walking down by the lake with their grandfather. My daughter, who is nine, sees two ducks walking side by side on the shore. Being a precocious nine year old, she notices that both the ducks are male mallards. So, she looks at my father-in-law and says, "Papa do you think those ducks are gay?" My father-in-law, dumbfounded, says "Well, I don't really know." My son who is six without missing a beat says, "I don't think they're gay; they're probably out looking for hotties!"

True Story!