Monday, April 25, 2005

Are Thongs Comfortable?

Ladies, I need your help with this one. Asshole Lawyer, Hot Compliance Girl and I went to lunch today. For some reason I can't remember specifically, the conversation led to us talking about women's underpants. Hot compliance Girl swears that thong underwear are extremely comfortable. Asshole Lawyer and I were extremely skeptical. Intuition say to me that they aren't; but I certainly respect Hot Compliance Girl's opinion. I always assumed that you endured the discomfort to overcome unsightly panty lines. Can some of you weigh in on the subject and let me know what you think.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well - it depends on the thong. The less material in the "thong" part the better. But, generally, they are pretty comfotable. No lie. Cross my heart ;)

My Life Is God's Comic Strip said...

Thongs are like contact lenses. It takes a few days to adjust to them in the beginning, but then you wonder how you ever lived without them. I actually sexually harass the younger women in my office who don't wear thongs by vocally pointing out their panty lines - I mean really, ladies, we're not in grade school anymore.

Anonymous said...

I promise they actually are comfortable, and necessary if you work in an office and have to wear nice clothes. Nothing ruins an outfit faster than a gross panty line.

Anonymous said...

Wear underwear in this order:

Thong
Naked
VERY loose (NO panty lines!!!)

Anonymous said...

Could it be Naomi Judd said that because no man, in his right mind, would want to view her in a thong?

She should stick to face lifts. It is obvious she is a pro with those!

Bird On A Line said...

While I agree that material is important, the term "butt floss" kinda sums up the whole experience. Would you find a string up your ass comfortable? I didnt' think so.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Jackie has a big ass.

Anonymous said...

Ok I know a girl at work who goes maybe 275. Even the granny panties she wears end up as floss by the end of the day. Thought you all would like to know.