Friday, February 18, 2005

A Good Blow Job....

can serve so many uses. There are numerous situations that can either be resolved or at least improved by a good blow job. It can serve as both a gift and an apology. It can lift ones spirits. Very little bad can come from one.

Just lost your job....I bet a good blow job would brighten your day.
Crash your boyfriend's car....he'll feel better about it.
Birthday present, anniversary gift, get well card, you name it, it works.
Dead pet, again blow job!
Ladies, blow job equals jewelery!

It's a win, win situation!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

AMEN! Take it from a woman that uses this for more things than named, it works!!!