Monday, February 28, 2005

Suck and Blow

Let's get this straight, I've have done some really dumb things to facilitate the drinking of alcohol. I've been down the traditional route of quarters, three man, asshole, beer bongs, etc. I've also tried inventive ways like Jenga til you puke, pennies, death by cups, and the dated case race. Well I am guessing by now you get the picture.

Anyway, today I found quite possibly the stupidest way to drink alcohol ever; it's a product called "suck and blow". Don't confuse this "suck and blow" with a game played with an ID card. That game while certainly stupid, always much harder and not as much fun as it appears is different. Basically, this product is a dual ended tube in which one person sucks a jello shot from the tube while simultaneously another person blows the shot into their mouth. It's completely asinine. Which makes me assume it will be a giant hit with the 21 to 25 shooter crowd and a must have for every Spring Breaker. If you are having a problem visualizing or just want a good laugh, check out their web site: http://www.suckandblow.com. I challenge you to find something dumber than this one.

1 comment:

Weary Hag said...

You win! There IS nothing dumber.

Great post.