Driving Tip

Hey dumbass!

Here's a little driving tip for you. When you are merging onto a roadway, don't try to slowly ease your way into the moving traffic. You look like an idiot and are going to cause an accident. Stomp your foot on the vertical rectangle and get your ass out into the moving traffic. It's much easier to slow down and meet the spot rather than trying speed up and get in there.

If this doesn't apply to you, I apologize. If it does, wake the fuck up.

Sincerely,

Reluctantly Driving