Just My Luck

The Mick and I when to lunch today at Chibootie. Just as I am about to leave, I decide a trip to the little boys room is in order. For those that know me, I know, big surpise. When I finish spilling my water, I pull on the little handle to do the flush thing. Well wouldn't you fucking know it; Chipolte has the super flusher enabled. What seems like five gallons of water comes crashing down into the half gallon basin of the urinal. Lucky for me I have catlike reflexes and I was able jump back in time to miss the initial half gallon that came sloshing out on the floor. Unlucky for me I didn't jump back far enough and the water/pee combination that hit the floor splashed all over my shoes. How it didn't get on my pants is still beyond me. I hope that this isn't a sign of things to come today.

Rooster, do you think this would be grounds for you to throw the shoes away?