I was wandering down the hall this afternoon and noticed someone entering the company's lactation room for an afternoon pump. You gotta milk those puppies when the supply is available, or so I'm told. Yes, you heard me correctly lactation room. Illinois state law requires that companies with over 25 employees to have a lactation room. In fact, the law specifically states that the room can't be a bathroom stall or a broom closet. I'm am guessing that was already tried by some scum bag employer.
Well the whole lactation room got me thinking. Why not require companies to have other types of rooms. A massage room would be nice. Or maybe a place to take a nap; I've read that a good nap can restore your productivity. Even better yet, how about a masturbation lounge? Can't quite get through the day without one; you could just pop in there and rub one out. Or better yet a conjugal visit room. Even some prisoners have access to one of those, don't they. If anyone else can think of a room suggestion please let me know?
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How about a pervert room? For people like yourself?
People in glass houses...
The two of you can probably work out a schedule and share the room.
Better still, they could use an "insensitive jackass" room for guys like you.
I beg to differ with the insult offered in the previous comment. At no point in this post was I the least bit insensitive. A jackass maybe, but not insensitive. I didn't at all downplay the importance of the lactation room. In fact, I inferred in my scum bag comment that I support it. So, loosen the bone Wilma and lighten up. At the very least have the guts to not throw insults about anonymously.
Go get 'em Carrot!
Come on Anonymous, don't chicken out now!!!
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