This email posting tool is great when it works. I can do live posts from my crackberry right on the train.
Here's some random crap from today's ride.
About three rows in front of me, some idiot is sitting on the upper level with his shoes off. The reason I know this is that his disgusting socked feet are hanging over the rail. Come on pal this isn't your house. Air the dogs out elsewhere.
Kermit is on with his disgusting bag of germ chips. He is talking with some kid that obviously works at a blue collar job. This is evident from his ratty clothes and full grasp of how to use a swear word between every other word he speaks. They are having an enlightening discussion about how the city folk encroach on their townie lives on the weekends.
Dog girl was present hammering away Miller Lite tall boys and yammering on about having to do her taxes. She really needs to get a consult in the bra department. Letting those big doggers roam free can't be good for her back.
Mr. Clean is on and he has a friend I will call Mr. Clean II. Maybe they are starting a cult. I will keep an eye on that one.
We are pulling into the station and I need to run. Catch you on the back side.
2 comments:
LOL funny post ! Just be glad you weren't opposite me a couple of weeks ago... On a train back from London (via Gatwick & Raleigh NC)I was bored sh**less , so was trawling through the newspaper (Times) tearing out funny articles and chuckling to myself. I got some very strange looks !
I mean what else are you meant to do on a train ....cept stare at people !
just be glad they are not my feet
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