Friday, April 08, 2005

Professional Arm Wrestling

I grabbed lunch with Rooster and The Mick today. We ate a local wateringhole that serves tatertots as a side dish. Yum, love the tots. Course there goes my pretty good run of trying to lower my carb intake. Oh that's right,I blew that earlier this week when I had rice in my Burrito Bowl at Chipolte or as I like to call it Chibootie.

We like to go to this particular restaurant because in their bar they have the NTN trivia game. Every time we go there these nerds are sitting at the bar playing trivia and eating lunch. I am guessing that they do this everyday. They have NTN rankings at 250k+ and 500k+ respectively, if you know anything about that. If you don't, it means they're trivia nerds that have never touched a girl's boobie becuase they sit in bars all the time playing trivia games. Inevitably, we end up dominating the nerds at what they clearly think is their game One time when we we're there, Asshole Lawyer was talking smack with them after we beat their asses. A type asshole attorneys are apt to do stuff like that.

Today, we didn't do as well because we we're distracted by what I feel is one of America's highly underated sports, Professional Arm Wrestling. On the deuce (ESPN 2), they had the world championship of arm wrestling; it was goddamn hilarious. If you've never seen it, I highly suggest you give it a gander. Two neanderthal guys with their faces so close they could just about kiss each other grappling in a homoerotic tangle. I don't think you can get more white trash than that. How it doesn't get more TV coverage, I'll never know. If you can't catch it on TV, check out their web site www.armwrestling.com.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is also an S&M angle to the sport as well. If you can't hold your combatant's hand, they strap your hands together. A little odd.