Guys, if you are looking for something fun to do during your lunchbreaks over the next two weeks, I definitely recommend hitting the office supply stores. There are literally hundreds of scantily clad hot women buying school supplies for their kids. I went to OfficeMax today to pick up some of the last two or three items needed for the kids school supplies and it was a veritable MILFarama. We're all done shopping now, but I my hit the Office Depot tomorrow just for kicks.
Also, to you fuckers in education that come up with the school supply lists, can you please explain something to me? What the hell does it matter if The Boy who is in second grade by the way uses a four inch glue stick vs. a three inch glue stick. I know he doesn't give a rat's ass. Does anyone else besides me think that the particularity of the school supply requests is just fucking insane? It seem like that the people that set them up, purposely pick the most obscure things possible so you have to run to 5 or 6 different stores to find everything. If I find out it's because you are on the take with the retailers, I will come over with my 6" (not 5" mind you) protractor and stick it up your ass.
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My fiance is a teacher, and the reason they have to make such specific lists is because if they don't some fucking kid whose dad works for a fucking glue company is going to come in with a 3 foot long glue stick.
Every year some kid comes in with some crazy trouble causing thing like that and then the list has to be amended again.
Blame the parents who think it's funny to send a kid to school with 6 ft tall novelty ribbon cutting scissors.
LOL thats a funny comment
stupid parents really
im gonna have to check this theory out about the MILFs
Ok, I am a professional in education, and fuck you too.
LOL...seriously...I have NO FREAKIN' IDEA who comes up with those stupid lists. They just appear at our schools...the teachers aren't even asked for input!! And with my OWN kids lists, here's my advice...DON'T BUY HALF OF THE SHIT ON THE LIST!! We get WAY too much construction paper, etc. I just buy whatever is closest to what they want, but if I don't find it...OH FREAKIN' WELL!!
Do NOT go to 40 stores looking for dumb stuff. Just buy what you think they need, and go from there.
And what's with the idiot teachers who request a CERTAIN color folder...with BRADS! Sheesh.
I'm right there with ya, Mr. Penis!
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