Metra: Various Shit

Yesterday, I had a meeting at a law office in the city so I took the train all the way from my home in the northern burbs down to Union Station. While I don't envy the people that do that commute every, it's not bad doing it every once in a while. Probably the best thing is that the people watching in the city is a thousand times better than on my commute to the suburbs. The Talent alone is worth the trip. I saw more hot girls yesterday in couple of hours than I can see in an entire Summer under normal commuting conditions. And just to recap, I love the hot weather.

Another benefit of the long commute is that you get to eavesdrop on people's conversations for twice as long of the long on the train. Here are some random samplings...

Fat Religious Guy- I discovered that Fat Religious Guy is twice as annoying on the longer trip. Yesterday, he droned on for the entire way about the difference between ethnic Jews and religious Jews. I'm sure that he offended at least 20 different people with the bull shit he was calling out.

Really Stupid Girl- After further consideration and the urgings of Mick and Rooster, I am renaming the previously nicknamed, New Hot Girl, Really Stupid Girl. The was done for two reasons. First, if you get a real good look at her, she's really not that hot. Yes, she has her moments, but the majority of the time she just isn't there. Second, she really is as dumb as a box of rocks. Every time she opens her mouth her IQ seems to just drop lower and lower.

Cute Foreign Girl- I discovered yesterday that the cute girl sitting with Fat Religious Guy was not there by mistake, but intentionally. I've also discovered that she's got a really strong European accent making her now Cute Foreign Girl. My only reasoning for her sitting with him is that she can't understand a fucking word he says to her.

I.- I. is not really a new character on the train but worth mentioning. She gets on the train just about ever afternoon with us. She's worth mentioning because she has an absolutely fabulous body and wears outfits that definitely show it off. Rooster will even confirm this one for me. In fact, I am still waiting for the skin tight stretch pants that Rooster gave us the play by play on couple of weeks ago. Now she could use a slight bit of work in the face department but her figure more than makes up for it. She also asks about me whenever I am not there. This is definitely and ego stroke as far as I am concerned.

Besides the cast of characters above, I was also lucky enough to meet up with Large Mexican Family. Large Mexican Family got on the train just after we left Chicago. There were what seemed like 25 of them, I am guessing there were only like 4 or 5. To make things even better each of them had a piece of luggage with them. Then to top if off I was caught with the kiss of death that I am stuck with on a regular basis. Some of you probably know what I am talking about. As an example, I walk into a hair cut place and there are 5 hot girls there with gigantic boobs and one gay guy. You can probably guess what's going to happen but of course I am going to get the gay guy to cut my hair. Now I realize that there's nothing wrong with that and I am probably going to get a better haircut anyway, but there's something to be said with nice boobs being crushed on your shoulder. Well the same thing goes with The Large Mexican Family. There are five people, two of which are drop dead gorgeous latino women. And who do I draw the loser card on but the Stinky Mexican Father. Go figure. Does anyone else draw the short straw like I do on a regular basis.