Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Lunch and Colon Polyps

The place where I work has a pretty cool program called Lunch and Learn. They bring in a speaker to talk on a particular subject over the lunch hour and serve food to the participants. I've gone to some really good ones. For instance, there was one purchasing your first home; and another was on financing college for the kids. Regardless of how good the speaker is, you still get a free lunch out of the whole deal. It's a win win as far as I am concerned.

Well apparently subject matter is starting to run thin. This month's lunch and learn is about, get this, colon polyps. I'm sorry but the very thought of some doctor jamming a scope up my ass to see if I have colon polyps tends to quickly diminish the appetite. What's next, pap smears or perhaps a good talk on genital herpes. I'd sure enjoy a boxed lunch to hear about those topics.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Lots of bran on the menu?