Rooster is on the Bad List

Though the Rooster doesn't work for our company, the Mick and I have swindled the powers that be to let her play on our coed softball team. We even got her a personalized jersey with the number 69 and "Rooster" on the back. What does she do to repay us for our friendship? She doesn't show up to play the game after telling us repeatedly (not 4 hours before the game) that she'd be there. I fully blame her for the 13 to 2 ass whipping that took place tonight. I am sure that had she been there she could have singlehandedly handled those 15 hits that they blasted off my pitching into the gaps in the outfield on us. All the kudos she received for pointing out the melon girl yesterday are now lost on this "drop of the ball" so to speak.