Great America is also prime real estate for one of my all time favorite activities, people watching. No matter where we go, I just can't get enough of observing people in their natural environment especially the freaks and losers. But an amusement park is definitely in the top three or four of my favorite places to do it along with airport, baseball game, and county fair. It never ceases to amaze me what people think is fashionable either. Here are some highlights...
- Apparently neck tatoos on women are in this year. Crudely done boyfriend names appeared to be the most popular. I wonder if The Wife would get "Carrotpenis" in script on hers.
- Large obnoxious back tatoos were probably a close second. All I can think of now when I see one is Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers saying it might as well be a bullseye.
- Suprisingly and especially in light of us being so close to the Cheddar Curtain (the Wisconsin border for those of you not in the know), there was a lack of mullets this year. I think I only saw one the entire day. Very disappointing. Maybe everyone was Muskie fishing.
- Big stomachs and belly button piercings are not as fetching as one might think. It just screams, look at me, I'm a big fat ass.
- Same goes for really tight belly shirts. No one wants to see a roll like that unless there's butter on it.
- Matching air brushed t-shirts were very popular.
- As were matching pro basketball outfits. I really got to get me one of those Iverson jerseys.
The crazy shit that people wear just kills me.
5 comments:
I almost broke a rib laughing!!!
No one wants to see a roll like that unless it has butter on it!
roflmao! That line was priceless. I'm sure you could get your fill of mullets at the county fairs...I know for a fact dupage has TONS.
rooster - that was funny
I tried not to cuz I was afraid I would hurl mexican
as for the back tattoos as long as they arent huge and are tasteful ...god they are hot. and they might as well be a bullseye
I've got a back tattoo.. whut of it?? Huh? ;-)
Mullet-free Liberal Seattle rocks. Get out in the boonies though, it's a different story in Spokane or Wenatchee.. Eeeeeeee..... Scary shit. Bush stickers, pickups, mullets, gas stations I wouln'dt pull into if I had to walk home..
I could never quite believe that people actually wear cowboy hats in WA, but they do.
laughed a lot..until the back tattoo thing. I have very pretty tattoos on my back. But I guess it's not everyone's thing. I certainly wouldn't go to work showing my tattoos...but I do love them. But then again, I spent a LOT of money on them so--they aren't "crudely" done.
Oh and I seriously don't understand the "hi I'm fat, so I'm going to wear the outfit I bought in 6th grade" look. It seems to be everywhere these days.
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