I Peed Myself

Well not really; but I might as well have. I've pulled this bonehead move before, but I never learn. Went to the bathroom this morning to "spill my water" so to speak. Afterwards, I go to wash my hands. Let me preface this by saying that I'm certainly not the tallest guy you'll ever meet. Good looking, yes, tall no. The reason I mention this is that to reach the handles of the faucet I need to lean up against the vanity counter. Of course some dumbass before me has gotten water all over the vanity top and it is pooled up right to the edge of the counter. And I am a bigger dumbass and always forget to look. You guessed it, a big water stain all over my crotch. I try with little success to dry my pants with paper towels. Well, I can't spend the whole day in the bathroom. I attempt to make a quick dash back to my office to have a little drying time there. Of course there are a whole bunch of people congregated at the coffee station when I try to saunter by. Lucky me.