The Metra: It's a Boob Thing

I caught the train home this aft with the Mick and Rooster and ended up having a hilarious conversation with both.

First, as we are getting on the train, this woman with a push up bra and huge breasts gets off. Rooster, being the good friend she is, notices first and says the word "melons" so that Mick and I are sure to notice. Thanks Rooster!

[Side note- Ladies, if you are wearing a tight blouse and a push up bra you want us to look,correct? Now, I'm not talking about a tongue out drooling leer but you want a second glance, right? Because, I kind of use this as a rule of thumb.]

Then as we sit down I thank Rooster for the heads up. She immediately make a comment that compares her endowment to that of the melon girls. As I check her out to get a grip on the comparison she's made, I immediately get a hard slap on the arm. Note to female friends...if you are going to make a comparison between some body part that you have to another female's we are going to check you out to get a baseline regardless of how platonic our relationship is. Such as, if you say my ass is much bigger than hers isn't it: I'm going to take a look at your ass. It's just an something that's inborn. If you don't want that attention, don't make these types of comments. Rooster, you were right, her breasts were much bigger than yours and the her bra certainly helped us notice. Readers, if you can recommend a good bra for the Rooster to use to get the "girls" noticed, I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

Then the conversation turned to my hair cut post of the other day. Rooster commented that her husband goes to some woman that gives him a shitty haircut every time yet he pays her $26 plus tip. My comment was that she's probably hot and rubs her boobs in his face while she cuts his hair. (You are probably starting to see the thematic element of my post about now.) That would be worth at least $10 to me. So, in reality, he's really only paying $16 plus tip for a bad hair cut. That makes it a bit more palatable, doesn't it? After all, what would the same thing cost you at a strip club, $50 easy.