Recently, a friend of mine was traveling for business "South of the Border" when he was pulled over by the local authorities in his rental car. When the constable comes up to the car, he starts gibbering away to my friend in Spanish. Well my friend being the ignorant American he is, does his best to convey that he is a fucking moron and does not know the local language. I am sure this was done in the typical fashion of people from the US when they encounter a language barrier by speaking loudly and using hand gestures.
Eventually, the officer is finally able to use the universal language and starts saying the word, Cerveza over and over again. At this point my friend finally realizes that he's been pulled over to check his soberiety. To do this, the officer asks him to blow into the his (the officer's) cupped hands so that he can smell his breath. Immediately, my friend realizes he's being administred the Mexican breathalyzer. Thankfully, he was not drinking this time. And I hope he had brushed his teeth or at least eaten a Tic-Tac recently.
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oh my lord. could you imagine if they did that here?? god.
Is that true? Because that is fucking FUNNY!
Mexican breathalyzer? LOL that is too funny - as is carrotpenis! I saw your name in someone's comments and I had to check you out. Interesting blog!
I love your blog; you have me rolling! I came here from Jenn's Random Thoughts.
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