Has anyone caught the latest on Jennifer Wilbanks, the "Runaway Bride" from Georgia. Apparently, the emotional trauma of ditching out on her wedding, running away from her fiance, and lying to the police has subsided. Mine would too if I just signed a $500,000 book/movie deal and was doing an interview with Katie Couric and NBC that was almost certainly paid for. In an instant she's gone from pathetic crazy bride to gold digging whore. I hope that someone files a civil suit against her and takes all her money.
I was thinking of running away to see if I could profit from it; but I'm afraid that I'd find out no one would want to come and look.
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When insulting Jennifer Wilbanks, you can't forget to mention her ridiculous bulging eyes. I'd be psychologically screwed-up, too, if I had to go through life looking like I was perpetually surprised.
And now I've seen up-close video of the bug-eyed bitch for the Couric interview. What's with the baggy old-lady-skin?
She looks like that guy in the movie "Men in Black". You know, the guy who was really a big alien bug wearing some dead guy's skin.
Or Tommy Lee Jones. Either way works.
I'm not sure you can file a civil suit against somebody for being a crazy gold digging whore.
god i loathe this woman. i heard her on the radio this morning that she felt her choices were either 1) running away or 2) taking a bottle of pills. too bad she made the wrong choice!
Had anyone been smart (and by anyone I mean her husband and those other fools that actually care about her) they should've just "not noticed" that she ran away. Like a three year old she would've come stomping back asking,"Why didn't you come look for me?" Ugggh sometimes I hate our society for what they put emphasis on. People, just keep staring at my boobs, it's a heck of a lot safer than interviewing and idolizing some crazy ass broad.
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