Jersey Shore!
Last Saturday, the Wife and I packed up the kidlets and headed down to the Jersey Shore, about an hour and a half from my parents house. We landed in Ocean Grove, New Jersey which I have to tell you was fantastic. We had a great time. The beach was clean, no broken beer bottles or cigarette butts anywhere. Lot of families and very few Guido jackasses that tend to frequent the Jersey Shore. There was a Boardwalk but it didn't have any of the cheesy air brush t-shirt vendors like you get in Wildwood or Seaside Heights. And even better I only saw one Banana Hammock the entire time we were there which was a great relief.
That said, people for whatever reason just aren't aware of how much girth they are throwing around and tend to dress inappropriately. I snapped a pic of this cutie walking by us while we were building a sand castle. I'm sorry, but your a one piece sort of girl. Let's leave something to the imagination, huh.
5 comments:
What the heck is a "bannana hammock"? Excuse me, for being ignorant.
It's a speedo or male nut hugger bathing suit. There is a hilarious Friends episode where Phoebe wants to call herself princess counsuella banana hammock but doesn't know what it means either.
So, were you wearing a tee shirt the entire time?
If I wasn't submerged up to my neck in water then yes. Also, if you are going to call me out like that at least have the guts to leave your name.
so what if shes fat? if she feels ok with wearing that bikini why shouldnt she? because it bothers YOU? what are you? Ken? and are you perfect??
jesus, leave her alone
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