- Crazy Doris, the kitchen lady at my office was trying to force me to eat meatballs that had been sitting in a conference room for almost two hours. I actually had to run away from her to escape.
- On the train, I inexplicably starting singing Kung Fu Fighting and then Rooster informed me that an Asian women had just walked by. I am such a jackass.
- Also on the train, Fat Religious Guy, had another unsuspecting cute girl trapped. He was rambling on in his bible speak and she looked like she wanted to crawl out of her skin. Big surprise, she wasn't there the next day. I swear that son of a bitch scares all the hot girls out of the Bar Car.
- Rooster, Mick, Bobby, and I went to Bennigans for lunch yesterday. Bobby was telling us a hilarious story about a fight he saw in a hotel lobby between some wedding guests in tuxedos and and bunch of long hairs coming back from the Queensryche concert. I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard; and everyone in the restaurant was looking directly at us.
- Rooster continues to prove what a great friend she is by pointing out no less than 10 hot women in various states of undress for Mick and I to look at. She's got a great eye for those things.
- This morning on the train I caught a semi-attractive woman checking me out. That made my day; hell who am I kidding, that will probably carry me right through the weekend.
Well gotta run, today is our company picnic at Great America amusement park in Gurnee. I hope to regall you with stories of great people watching tomorrow. Everyone have a great weekend.
2 comments:
I used to LOVE Great America when I was younger. I went there SO many times. Wow. YOu just brought up some cool memories!
LOL
can't wait to hear it
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