Giant Asshole!

I will give a bottle of Basil Hayden's Bourbon to the person who can correctly identify what person sent me this lovely picture of their giant ass via text message on Saturday night. By the way, I don't know what games you and The Wife are into but it looks like it may involve a riding crop.

The Cowboy, The VOR, Mrs. Carrotpenis, and New Party Girl are not eligible to guess in the contest. You are, however, free to make funny comments about the picture.

Happy 38th....

Birthday to the Voice of Reason! Hope you are having a great day filled with balloon animals and pony rides. We certainly know that you aren't working very hard. We all have to go out and have some drinks to celebrate. Oh shit, I think we already did that twice this previous weekend. Cowboy just told me the "New Party Girl" has a special gift for you.

VOR, Cougar Hunter

As I may of mentioned in bitter post sometime back (okay fine it was two posts ago), our friend The Voice of Reason (the VOR) has been vicously thrown back into the dating arena. In addition to our extremely helpful assistance with his match.com pursuits, The Cowboy and I have also been looking at alternative dating methods in which to live vicariously through him. And as the VOR is still on "the Rebound" and in all probability his first relationship will quickly go to the shitter anyway, we have decide that we will encourage him to do a bit of Cougar Hunting mostly for our own amusement not his.

To educate him in the correct art of hunting Cougars, Cowboy was nice enough to do a little research and found this delightful website, www.urbancougar.com. If you are not familiar with the art of hunting the elusive or perhaps not so elusive Cougar, I encourage you to check out the site. It provides a great overview as well as some informative definitions. We are hoping to take the VOR on the road this weekend and see if he can lure a live one in. Traincar Mary, you better watch out. If anyone know of any good "Dens" in the northern burbs, please feel free to share them. And no, Fat Bastard, Bake's is definitely not considered a den.