The Week in Review!

My Boss' Day Gift!

Here are some from snippets from the past week...

• Went with Rooster, Mick and Bobby to lunch on Tuesday at "Bin Hai"! While there was definitely hilarious conversation, it only rated a 3 out of 5 on the Rooster snort scale. Highlights included an Asian woman sitting at the table next to us screaming out in a broken English with a failed attempt at southern accent, "You all come back now here!" We also witnessed what appeared to be a child molesters support group out for lunch. If those fuckers aren't on a gov't website, I don't know who is.
• Watched Fat Religious Guy suck down a whole 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew right from the bottle in under a half hour on the train. Next week, I figure that we might get to see him self-detonate on the train just like the in the "Wafer Thin Mint" skit on Monty Python.
• A new character has emerged on the train, I am going to call her "Bitter Red Head". You know the type, she's one of those people who always looks like they just took a bite out of a big shit biscuit. She gives everyone dirty looks when the conversation level goes above what she deems acceptable. Hey dumbass, sit somewhere else besides the bar car. I figure that her and Rooster will have a good "Throw Down" in the next few weeks. Sure Rooster, she's a scary bitch but I'm betting you can take her.
• Rooster scared some random guy next to her into leaving the seat after she snorted loudly at something The Mick said. It could have been that she had her hand on his knee at the time too, but I'm going with the Snort.
• At work right before I left last night, I sent out an email to approximately 1000 people with not one, but two bad links in it. I am such a jackass. Between then and this morning, about 500 of those people contacted me to tell me such. It was so nice to hear from all of them. Spent the first half hour of the morning fixing that debacle.
• Received an air plant sitting atop a tropical fish figurine as a Boss' day gift when I didn't even know it was Boss' day. If you can believe it, the picture above doesn't even do it justice. Damn, and I was going to bring my digital to work today. The one that I got is easily a 100 times cheesier than those shell ones. It's now proudly displayed on my shelf. I will post an actual picture next week.

Everyone have a safe and happy weekend. Drink and be merry. Don't do anything I would do. Well that's a pretty short list. How about we go with, let's not get hurt or arrested.

Penn State is 6-0!!!

Excited Lion

Did anyone catch the Penn State vs. Ohio State game on Saturday night? Unbelievable. We were literally jumping up and down at the end of the game when they sacked OSU's quarterback and forced a fumble to win the game.

Can't wait to see this week's game vs. Michigan. I hate them almost as much as I hate Notre Dame.

Let's go State!

Are Spitters Quitters?

The Mick and I saw some jackass wearing this t-shirt and had a good laugh about it. The jackass actually had a semi-attractive girl with him and she had a big smile on her face. I'm guessing she's no quitter. I'm also sure that her parents are real glad that her boyfriend wears that shirt too.

But this brings up a good point. Are spitters quitters? I am going to contend that they're not. Now everyone likes a big finish, I sure do. But if a girl is willing to "Step Up to the Mike" and hit that high note what she does after is her business. Anyone have an opinion on the subject? I'm sure that you probably do.

Is it Friday Yet?

Is it the weekend yet? It feels like I've been at work for six days in a row, but it's only just Hump Day! Well Happy Hump Day to everyone. Hump Away!

Here's a random highlights from the week thus far...

• I've finally found someone to take Boy Friday's place. Yahoo! Now I only need to get through the next six months of getting him up to speed, but at least the hiring is done. I'll let you know how the initiation, I mean training of Boy Friday II is going shortly.
• Asshole Lawyer got a promotion to Senior Asshole Lawyer which just mean he gets paid more to be an ever bigger asshole than he already is. As the Mick said, he's now the Black Belt of Asshole Lawyers.
• Went out to lunch with Rooster, Mick, and Bobby to Bin Hai which is pronounced "Been High"! That always makes me laugh. Bobby had his "A Game" on and told some absolutely hilarious stories. One involved a Jenna Jameson fake vagina. Another was about how he thought he could be gay if that's all there was to offer. To give you a point of reference, Bobby is very hetero and sort of looks like Shrek without the green color. I think overall the lunch was a 4 out of 5 on the Rooster Snort Scale. She actually did easily five audible snorts and at one point had tears running down her face from laughing so hard. I at one point feared that she would spout fried rice from her mouth. That could mean bonus points on the "Snort Scale".
• Yesterday, the train in front ours (which happened to be Rooster's) broke down and our train had to push their the rest the of way up the line. In doing so, they made everyone from their train get on to ours. Well during the 20 minute delay to get the trains hooked up Rooster and her Geriatric Posse (story for another day) swilled down an entire bottle of wine. Rooster was in fine form when she got to the bar car on our train. She was back to her old tricks of insulting people from all walks of life without even trying. Thank heavens, that cute little Japanese couple left before she could get her hands on them.

I am still looking for some Pimp and Ho party ideas. If anyone has any please shoot them, my way. Pictures from your Pimp and Ho party wouldn't hurt either. I still haven't come up with a solid line on a costume yet.