The Ugly Sweater Debacle!

Mrs Carrotpenis and I hosted a Ugly Sweater Holiday Party on Saturday which was an absolute laugh riot. About 70 of our closest friends showed up decked out in their ugliest sweaters. Mass amounts of alcohol were consumed and from what I remember of the evening everyone had a good time. Here are some pictures taken with Cowboy's camera. I will try and post some that I took later this week.

While I am not exactly sure what is going on here, Mrs. Carrotpenis appears to be tweaking Mrs. Cowboy's nipples. They are very friendly.


Here Mrs. Carrotpenis shoots whipped cream into our neighbor, Little T's mouth. There was a follow up picture to this one that decency precludes me from putting on the internet. I know the decency thing is a stretch but we'll go with that anyway.


In this one, the Fat Bastard is getting some special attention from Little T.


Two outstanding participants in the ugly sweater festivities. Mrs. Cowboy ended up winning best overall with her lime green and silver disk ensemble. Absolutely, hideous. Betty had this farm animal sweater that had the animals' asses on the back. I have a picture of that on my camera which I will post later.


Thanks to everyone who attended and made the party a great success. I am already in negotiations with Mrs. Carrotpenis for our 2007 party. I am suggesting we have an outdoor toga party. This idea, as you might suspect, is meeting with some resistance. If anyone has any other ideas, please pass them along.