Tuesday, May 08, 2007

VOR, Cougar Hunter

As I may of mentioned in bitter post sometime back (okay fine it was two posts ago), our friend The Voice of Reason (the VOR) has been vicously thrown back into the dating arena. In addition to our extremely helpful assistance with his match.com pursuits, The Cowboy and I have also been looking at alternative dating methods in which to live vicariously through him. And as the VOR is still on "the Rebound" and in all probability his first relationship will quickly go to the shitter anyway, we have decide that we will encourage him to do a bit of Cougar Hunting mostly for our own amusement not his.

To educate him in the correct art of hunting Cougars, Cowboy was nice enough to do a little research and found this delightful website, www.urbancougar.com. If you are not familiar with the art of hunting the elusive or perhaps not so elusive Cougar, I encourage you to check out the site. It provides a great overview as well as some informative definitions. We are hoping to take the VOR on the road this weekend and see if he can lure a live one in. Traincar Mary, you better watch out. If anyone know of any good "Dens" in the northern burbs, please feel free to share them. And no, Fat Bastard, Bake's is definitely not considered a den.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Would you quit your whining about Bakes! Your starting to sound a bit "Fresh" if you get my drift....

I know it's no "Den" but I am too old to give a rats ass!

I do enjoy watching you squirm your way out of there as fast as you can whenever we get "Blessed" with your presence.....

Because I am......

The Fat Bastard