I no longer need to describe myself to single women as being semi-divorced. I have to admit that was always an awkward moment; but I have to tell you not typically a dealbreaker. The county of Lake in the state of Illinois has officially decreed we are no longer legally Mr. & Mrs. Carrotpenis. While it's honestly been over for me for a fairly long time now mentally, I do find the legally severing of things a bit cathartic.
Well let the single guy shenanigans begin. Oh, that's right they've already started. In fact, I think that train has pretty much left the station. After 6 or so months of being semi-divorced, now when I'm around my married guy friends and their wives, I've noticed them (the wives I mean) giving that certain look of disgust. You know the one. The one that says, don't you dare lure my semi-happily married husband into yet another girl ogling, liquor imbibing, cigarette smoking debacle. I'm clearly going to need to find some new single guy friends.
Or perhaps I could grow up a bit and go and scoop somebody else's wife from a recently failed marriage. Oh that's right, that's been done already. But I will save that story for another day.
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