- Work does continue to suck. No Boy Friday week three and people are getting used to calling me for stupid shit again. Best request of the week thus far is that I had to have dead bird removed from CEO's balcony. Thank God, there are people to do that and I didn't have to fling a dead bird's body off the balcony into the parking lot.
- Had someone suggest in the Suggestion Box that we put Oust sanitizer in the bathrooms. Listen folks, we already have industrial deodorizers in all the bathrooms. So, there's no fucking way a blast from that little aerosol can is going to cover up that gigantic Taco Bell shit you just took in the ladies room, sorry.
- Saw a female giant on the train yesterday; I'm not kidding either. What would you call one anyway, a giantess? This women was fucking gigunda. Sitting on the second step to the upper level of the train she was still taller than me. No short comments you assholes either. I think she wanted to grind up my bones and eat them in soup.
- Asshole Lawyer and I went to the Indy car race at Chicago Motor Speedway in Joliet, IL. It was much better than I expected. Free drinks in the hospitality tent were key. Vox Raspberry and Sprite, yum. There could have been more of a redneck factor though. I'm definitely going to try a Nascar race next time. And I definitely have to bring my camera. Leaving the parking lot we saw these two jackoffs in a bright yellow Maserati. To make their penises even smaller, they were wearing matching Maserati hats. Losers.
- Lately, when I see two men together, I've been trying to figure out whether or not they are gay. I've realized that I've been totally oblivious to this in the past and there are tons of gay couples everywhere. Well I just realized that when Asshole Lawyer and I are together, there initial impression might be that we are gay. A co-workers mom thought we were at the race. Well I guess at least that I'm good looking enough for a hot shot lawyer like Asshole.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Work Continues to Suck...
Well here's some random drivel from the past few days or so....
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Hey, maybe you ARE gay and your genitals are just confused.
That's what the doctor told me.
I was at the IRL race in Chicago, too. Happy to say I wasn't one of the jerk-off's in the Maserati. Helluva race, as usual. I've been to 3 of the last 4 IRL races there and every damn one has been a side by side finish. That's the most beer I have drank in quite some time.
it's a shame the comment box is anonymous
I too was at the race Sunday. Carrot was not in the 'cheap seats' like me. There were MANY hillers there. I would have liked to see the guys in the Maserati. As always, I would have had many questions for them. Was The Mick one of the guys? (He was at the race too!)
Were you holding Asshole Lawyer's hand when the gay question was asked?
Poor Carrot, he has had to cut down his Cubs game attendance to once per week. Let's all bow our heads for a moment of silence....
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