Friday, September 30, 2005

Random Highlights

These are some random highlights from the week at hand...
  • Was forced to go out for dinner and drinks on a vendor boondoggle to the Palm restaurant in Northbrook. Highly recommend it if you are in that area. Ate a filet mignon almost as big as my head. I love when the vendor pays. Highlight of the evening was when one of the vendor employees had slightly too much to drink and was hitting on Boy Friday, who was there as well. Unfortunately, Boy Friday was able to resist her advances.
  • Next day, though no hangover was evident, I had horrible breath from drinking the night before. I brushed my teeth twice and it still didn't help. It caused two separate groups to move away from me on the train. I hate it when that happens; where's a tic tac when you need one.
  • Sent out invitations for Pimp and Ho costume ball that I am having for The Wife's birthday. I can't believe that I've swindled her into letting me do this one. I'm looking for some Pimp and Ho activities for during the party. If anyone has any suggestion from past experiences they'd be greatly appreciated.
  • The recent cold snap has already caused the commuting women to start wearing slacks, leggings, and sweater. The girl with the great body, I, was wearing a skirt, heavy tights and a jean shirt. What a crying shame.
  • As I sat in my car at the train station drinking coffee this morning, I saw this jackass do a mad sprint through the parking lot to the parking machine only to have the train that was coming through be an eariler express train. He even did this spectacular leap over the curb to make it on time. Much to my pleasure, he was about 10 minutes early for his actual train. He did this look around thing to make sure no one noticed. Ha! I did. That made my whole morning.

Everyone have a safe and happy weekend!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh shit Pimps & Hoes that's awesome

Anonymous said...

Warning: I received an invite to the Pimp & Ho party. My husband probably will not be able to attend. I will be going in the "Brittany" outfit previously discussed. Am I still invited?

Anonymous said...

Based upon that new information Rooster, the party has now been cancelled. "Britney's" appearance is now being advertised as the main event of the night.

carrotpenis said...

Are we talking "Dirty School Girl" Brittany? Or "Striptease VMA's" Brittany?

Anonymous said...

Like it matters...

Anonymous said...

Is there a difference in the outfits?

Anonymous said...

Carrot,

You need to teach Roland the phrase that pays...."You know that is not YOUR KNEE, right?"

Anonymous said...

Don't you enjoy the look of short skirts with hooker heel boots?