I'm a Bad Bad Blogger! But I come bearing pictures

What a fucking slacker I've been when it comes to the Chronicles. It's been over two weeks since I did that last pathetic post about Boss' Day. I apologize to all of you that have been coming in from time to time to see if I've finally posted something. Well, if you can't tell, work has gotten even more crazy with little to no time to write down any sarcastic thoughts. Let me tell you I've thought plenty of them that's for sure though.

Anyway, this weekend we had our Pimp & Prostitute Costume Party. It was an absolute blast and I took a ton of great pictures, some of which I share with you below. Others I will need to think carefully about putting out here. Some sensitive friends that happen to loosen up a lot when they drink might not appreciate them being posted out here. The Wife took her usual position as Designated Drink Pusher. She appears unassuming, is notorious for making big trays of shots and ends up getting everyone to drink way too much. The Blow Jobs, Jello Shots and Mind Erasers were all a big hit. Thanks to all of our friends that threw themselves into the thematic element of the event. Here's a little chronicle of the evening...

This is a group shot of the gals in all their splendor. Everyone's looking fairly happy at this point. I'm betting this was after the Island Blue Pucker & Vodka shots made their appearance.



Fresh and his lovely bride were invited to another party that evening but decided to stop by for a bit. She was dressed as Naked Man and he was dressed as Naked Woman. Here's Fresh, absolutely disturbing.



These two were a close first and second for "Best Display of Cleavage!"




The "Sexy Bitch" punch that The Wife came up with was awesome. Some of the guests couldn't get enough, even after 3 punch bowls full.



Like hookers would come anywhere near these two dips...



Gay guys always make me feel like a giant fat ass. Here's my good friend Squig with his new Squeeze.



Coach don't take no shit from his Ho!



Fresh will do anything to hang out with the ladies...Again, just disturbing.



Well that's enough for now. I'm going to try and do some regular posting over the next few weeks so keep checking back.