The Week in Review!

My Boss' Day Gift!

Here are some from snippets from the past week...

• Went with Rooster, Mick and Bobby to lunch on Tuesday at "Bin Hai"! While there was definitely hilarious conversation, it only rated a 3 out of 5 on the Rooster snort scale. Highlights included an Asian woman sitting at the table next to us screaming out in a broken English with a failed attempt at southern accent, "You all come back now here!" We also witnessed what appeared to be a child molesters support group out for lunch. If those fuckers aren't on a gov't website, I don't know who is.
• Watched Fat Religious Guy suck down a whole 2 liter bottle of Mountain Dew right from the bottle in under a half hour on the train. Next week, I figure that we might get to see him self-detonate on the train just like the in the "Wafer Thin Mint" skit on Monty Python.
• A new character has emerged on the train, I am going to call her "Bitter Red Head". You know the type, she's one of those people who always looks like they just took a bite out of a big shit biscuit. She gives everyone dirty looks when the conversation level goes above what she deems acceptable. Hey dumbass, sit somewhere else besides the bar car. I figure that her and Rooster will have a good "Throw Down" in the next few weeks. Sure Rooster, she's a scary bitch but I'm betting you can take her.
• Rooster scared some random guy next to her into leaving the seat after she snorted loudly at something The Mick said. It could have been that she had her hand on his knee at the time too, but I'm going with the Snort.
• At work right before I left last night, I sent out an email to approximately 1000 people with not one, but two bad links in it. I am such a jackass. Between then and this morning, about 500 of those people contacted me to tell me such. It was so nice to hear from all of them. Spent the first half hour of the morning fixing that debacle.
• Received an air plant sitting atop a tropical fish figurine as a Boss' day gift when I didn't even know it was Boss' day. If you can believe it, the picture above doesn't even do it justice. Damn, and I was going to bring my digital to work today. The one that I got is easily a 100 times cheesier than those shell ones. It's now proudly displayed on my shelf. I will post an actual picture next week.

Everyone have a safe and happy weekend. Drink and be merry. Don't do anything I would do. Well that's a pretty short list. How about we go with, let's not get hurt or arrested.