You Know "The List"

I swear I did a post about this previously, but I can't for the life of me find it right now. If anyone sees it in the archives, please let me know. I am writing to inform all of you that I am making a official change to The List. You know The List. The list of people that my wife would have to let me sleep with if the opportunity presented itself, no questions asked. I actually think that my wife may be willing to have a threesome with this person, she's so beautful. But I digress.

Not being a professional wrestling fan, this person was a new one to me. No, you jackasses, it's not Chyna. I'm talking about Stacy Kiebler. She is currently participating in Dancing with the Stars on ABC. I don't know if you've ever given the show a chance yet or not, but highly suggest that you do. If only for one reason, Stacy Kiebler has one of the most fantastic bodies ever and dances in these extremely revealing outfits. What she can do with her long legs is just amazing. So, for the record, here's the updated list in no paticular order...

1. Stacy Kiebler (see above)
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt (Doe brown eyes and a great body)
3. Kelly Monaco (another Dances with the Star participant; do you sense a theme?)
4. Eva Longoria (all around beautiful)
5. Melissa McGurren* (Chicago radio personality; very cute; extremely sexy voice)

To add Stacy, I am going to remove Jennifer Aniston. She just hasn't done it for me since she became a big enough star to stop showing off her nipples on Friends.

*- I believe that it's important to have someone on your list that there is at least a remote possibility that you could run into them on the street.

Master- This would definitely be a good hottie of the week. That Doctor Quinn lady while beautiful doesn't have anything on Stacy.