The other night I had a lack of Tivoed shows that I watch; so, I was doing a bit of channel surfing. You wouldn't think that I'd run out of crime dramas with like 50 of them on at all times of the day, but I did. Well at one point in the evening, I found myself watching My Sweet 16 on MTV. That has to be the worst fucking show ever. The whole premise of the show explains why the rest of the world hates us so much. Here's the gist...Parents with not two brain cells to rub together but who have been lucky enough to be blessed with a wad of cash, waste a huge amount of their money on an overpriced sweet 16 birthday party for their spoiled, disrespectful, pretentious, money grubbing child. Everyone one of these people should be shot, especially the parents.
The episode that I suffered through a few minutes of was about this fat kid named Aaron whose father is a bigshot record producer and mother is Pebbles, the 80's pop flash in the pan. First off, if that fat fucker isn't gay in denial, I don't know who is. The whole show he was whining like a baby about how things aren't going his way. The topper was when he almost cried when pulling up to the club where the party was and seeing that there were cars parked in front of his red carpet.
What these parents should really do is drop these fucking worthless kids in some impoverished area with no money, cell phone or means of transportation and see if they can last more than 15 minutes. On second thought, their parents can join them too.
I am dumber for the whole experience.
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I agree that show is the worst...I picture my "sweet" sixteen, at a kegger, without a parent in sight sipping my beer (pbr uggh!) and I'm by far happier.
I would be up for putting these particular kids in a Christians vs Lions kind of thing as a condition of their participation on the show..."You get to have your Super Sweet 16, Ralphie, complete with Kanye West, but then you have to face Leo, aiiight?...is it still so worth it?"
I SO agree with you. My 14-year old daughter watches this and I constantly have to remind her that I can hear her IQ dropping with every second that it's on. Don't these people see how pathetic they are?
OK, I'm trying to leave your blog, but it's just too damn interesting!
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