Is it the weekend yet? It feels like I've been at work for six days in a row, but it's only just Hump Day! Well Happy Hump Day to everyone. Hump Away!
Here's a random highlights from the week thus far...
- I've finally found someone to take Boy Friday's place. Yahoo! Now I only need to get through the next six months of getting him up to speed, but at least the hiring is done. I'll let you know how the initiation, I mean training of Boy Friday II is going shortly.
- Asshole Lawyer got a promotion to Senior Asshole Lawyer which just mean he gets paid more to be an ever bigger asshole than he already is. As the Mick said, he's now the Black Belt of Asshole Lawyers.
- Went out to lunch with Rooster, Mick, and Bobby to Bin Hai which is pronounced "Been High"! That always makes me laugh. Bobby had his "A Game" on and told some absolutely hilarious stories. One involved a Jenna Jameson fake vagina. Another was about how he thought he could be gay if that's all there was to offer. To give you a point of reference, Bobby is very hetero and sort of looks like Shrek without the green color. I think overall the lunch was a 4 out of 5 on the Rooster Snort Scale. She actually did easily five audible snorts and at one point had tears running down her face from laughing so hard. I at one point feared that she would spout fried rice from her mouth. That could mean bonus points on the "Snort Scale".
- Yesterday, the train in front ours (which happened to be Rooster's) broke down and our train had to push their the rest the of way up the line. In doing so, they made everyone from their train get on to ours. Well during the 20 minute delay to get the trains hooked up Rooster and her Geriatric Posse (story for another day) swilled down an entire bottle of wine. Rooster was in fine form when she got to the bar car on our train. She was back to her old tricks of insulting people from all walks of life without even trying. Thank heavens, that cute little Japanese couple left before she could get her hands on them.
I am still looking for some Pimp and Ho party ideas. If anyone has any please shoot them, my way. Pictures from your Pimp and Ho party wouldn't hurt either. I still haven't come up with a solid line on a costume yet.
4 comments:
The stories are correct except for the bottles of wine count, it was 3! (Can I receive a little credit for that? You know, like the red headed step children?)
By the way, Carrot has not mentioned that Bobby talks VERY loudly!
Pimp and Ho suggestion: Pass out fake vaginas at the door, they are to be held closed and used as shot glasses throughout the night!
PS: Our train was delayed more than 20 minutes. It was one hour before yours arrived. (Looking for more credit....)
Also, you failed to mention the potential pantyhose removal.
Rooster you have to be a trip
How about using the fake vaginars as dip bowls?
PS: Are children invited?
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