Yesterday, I went lunch with a vendor I use on a regular basis. We went to J. Alexander's in Northbrook, IL. If you are in the area, I definitely recommend it, very good food and very hot waitresses. As luck would have we of course got the only gay guy working there out of a sea of hot asses and attractive boobs but that's not the reason for my post.
At about the halfway point in our meal, I felt the need to hit the little boy's room and relieve myself. I know, big surprise. In my own defense though, I did hog down about 3 glasses of iced tea before I had to excuse myself. Anyway, I am standing there at the urinal doing my business. Well not exactly doing my business yet, but definitely getting ready to do my business. Just then, I hear the door open and someone walks into the loo with me. Being curious, I glance out of the corner of my eye to see who it is. Not three steps away from me with my fly undone and my equipment out and at the ready is a woman fixing her makeup and hair in the mirror. She's looks to be about in late fifties. My first thought is "fuck, I'm in the ladies room". Then I quickly glance down and confirm that I am in fact standing at a urinal. My second thought was this is extremely funny and I'm going to run with it. Not bothering to zip up, I call out over my shoulder as calmly as I could muster, "Excuse me, Miss, I think you may be in the men's room." Her immediate response was, "OH MY GOD!!!!" followed by her screaming, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" as she quickly exited the restroom. Quickly may be an a bit of an understatement; there may have been sonic boom as she left the room. I was laughing my ass off as she did so.
After that, there was only two respectable things left to do, well after peeing and washing my hands of course. Go out and tell your lunch buddies what had happened and then try to find this woman in the restaurant so you can all point and laugh. We did have a good laugh over the whole thing, but I wasn't able to find her when I took a good look around. Maybe she made a beeline for the car after her classy exit from the rest room.
Everyone have a safe and happy New Year. Drink and be merry. But remember to Drink Smart.
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Ha ha, I've walked into a men's room countless times! But I have to say, a few times it was on purpose.
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Ha, you big mean creep. :) I am sure she bolted, knowing full well you and your buddies would be on the look out for her! She will have a funny story to tell later, but I would have ran like mad too. I did, however, almost get kicked out of a concert at Alpine Valley for going in the men's room. The line was soooo much shorter there, how could I resist?!??!
~jen
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