Google Stalking

Has anyone ever noticed that when you do a little Google stalking for say an old girlfriend or signifcant other, you rarely find anything good about them. By good I mean that I'm always hoping the've turned into some sort of degenerative freak. You know like a good amateur porn lesbian stripper with their own web site. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Here's where I'm going with this one. For whatever reason, the name of an old female acquaintance popped into my head yesterday. Actually it was this crazy girl that both me and my friend Fuckin Buck dated. Well a quick Google search and boom bada bing, you know actually what the person is up to. My initial hope was that she turned into a Goth, got a bunch of tatoos, and was working at a club as DJ. No such luck there, she's now a motiviational speaker for corporate events. I have no idea what she could actually motivate people to do except to run away from her. Then after a quick search on her married name, I found this lovely religious testimony about how she came to believe in Jesus with a picture and all. As an aside, I will have to admit that she's aging quite gracefully. And if she did something about that gigantic can of hers I'd even say attractive. But motivational speaker and bible banger, two things I wouldn't have pegged on this one in a million years.

So, anyone out there have a good amateur porn lesbian stripper stalking story to share. Rooster, I'm sure that one of your friends is running a porn site now. Please do tell.