Wednesday, May 04, 2005

You Look Like an Idiot!

Here's a quick tip...If you have the opportunity to be on television and you're not like five years old, do not talk on your cell phone and wave to the camera. "Can ya see me Ma, Can ya see me Ma, I'm right here on the telly, I'm right here!" You look like a fucking idiot! This goes especially for those of you sitting behind home plate a baseball game. Knock it off!

1 comment:

Jack Burden said...

Right on, man. I hate people sitting behind home plate who wave at the camera. I've seen people do it constantly throughout the game, and it really detracts from the experience.

Supposedly, it's against the rules at ballparks to do that. At least it is at Fenway; supposedly, you can be kicked out of the stadium. I dream of the day when the camera catches one of those hey-look-at-me motherfuckers being dragged away by security.