I'm a BlogExplosion Slut Again!

That's right it's September 1st, I just got to work and bam I logged into BlogExplosion. Well that didn't take very long did it. I have to admit that I really didn't miss it that much though. Well here are the rough results of my not actively whoring for readers during the entire month of August...

• I received 1481 page loads with no help from Blog Explosion.
• During that time, there were 958 unique visitors to the Chronicles.
• Of those, 582 were first time visitors.
• The productivity of my department at work increased 26.8%.
• My TV viewing increased by 32% and I am now hooked on watching two new shows, Over There on FX and Lost on ABC.
• My wife and kids found that the added time with me was twice as annoying.

Overall, I have to say the little experiment was a good experience. Special thanks to those of you who are driving traffic to my blog by linking from yours. Also, for those of you getting to my site by searching for "little boy penises", you are sick fuckers. Knock it off! Or soon you'll be some guy named Bubba's bitch wishing you'd never thought about another penis again.