Blackberry Jesus!

With all the recent hoopla around the Water Stain Virgin Mary, I felt is was time to bring my religious miracle to light. This morning when I woke, as is par for the course, I immediately went and prayed to god of the Crackberry to see if any important messages had appeared while I was sleeping. When I picked it up, I immediately noticed something was different. There is a picture below to show you what I am talking about. If I am correct, I believe that this could be of enoromous religious signifigance.

An image of Jesus Christ has appeared on the back of my Blackberry. Now I realize it's a bit hard to make out and some of you might be skeptical to it's authenticity, but I am positive it is real. After all, if half of Chicago can think that some water running down the side of an overpass looks like the Virgin Mary, then it's certainly possibly that Jesus has chosen to show himself on the outside of my Blackberry.

For obvious reason, I will be keeping the artifact under lock and key from now on.



Blackberry Jesus