Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I've Been Accepted!

Well it's official; I've been accepted. No, it's not graduate school, even better, internet driving school. My mom and dad would be so proud. This is almost as good as getting accepted to college the first time. Mom, if you're reading, don't bother with a material gift this time. Cash is a perfectly acceptable gift for acceptance into internet driving school.

In order for me to get my speeding ticket expunged from my record, I need to go take a safe driver class. There were two options for the driving class. Either you could go to a three hour instructor lead class or you could apply to take the course on-line. Apparently, there's some criteria for being accepted into the on-line program. Does anyone know what they base their acceptance decisions on? Perhaps it was sharp wit and good looks; that could explain how I got in. Well regardless, all I know is that, I don't have to sit in a room with 25 other speeding idiots for three hours while some jacked up cop explains the evils of speeding to me. Now I can sit in the privacy of my own office, pretend I'm working (I know, what's new) and attend on-line driver training. Yeah!

4 comments:

John Norton said...

Hey, that almost gives me INCENTIVE to speed. Anything that lets me use the internet more than I do now is okay with me.

Melina said...

Wow that sounds so high tech!! Can I go? Can I?

g said...

internet driving school, eh? guess it really is the information superhighway...

Anonymous said...

Oh that's soooo not fair! I didn't have a "cool" option like that! I was stuck in an 8 hour class that showed 80's videos starring DON JOHNSON!