Secret Lover Greeting Cards?

I was listening to Eric and Cathy on www.wtmx.com on the hellacious drive this morning (see previous post) and they were having a hilarious conversation about a new line of greeting cards coming out. Apparently, some greeting card designer feels that the cheating lover demographic is a untapped market for greeting cards. So, they've come up with a line of cards called Secret Lover" greeting cards. This is a line of cards that people who are in a extramarital affair can give to their mistress or mister (is that was you call them?) for special occasions. Is there really a need for these? I would think that cheaters would be trying to limit the paper trail as much as possible. And who in their right mind would saunter up to the counter at the Hallmark store and buy one?

A caller who suggested that they should have "Friend with privileges" thank you cards also got me thinking. [Aside question: Where the fuck were these friends with privileges when I was growing up? That would have been a really nice deal.] Maybe there are other untapped greeting card markets out there. How about for homosexuals? I'm betting a "We are all happy you finally faced reality and came out of the closet!" card would be a big hit. Or along the lines of the Secret Lover card, I think a "You're a cheating bitch/asshole and we're getting a divorce!" card could be a great way to let that special someone know how you feel. Or for the pet lovers out there how about "If you get another fucking cat, people are going to start thinking you're nuts!" card. Let me know if you can think of any others.